Furry Rodents


In general I think nature should be allowed to have her way. Having a garden shouldn’t be about controlling nature, it should be about watching what happens. But what if some of nature’s little visitors–like chattering, ravenous squirrels–seem more a byproduct of human habitation? Fed by too many well-meaning but misguided folks, the squirrels seem to be taking over and treating John’s flower garden like a salad bar. I suppose next year when we have a real garden at ground level we will have bunnies to worry about. Will they seem any less predatory than the cute, but maniacal squirrel? And then of course there are moles and such. In that case we would have to call in my mother who has wielded a pitchfork and what seemed like sticks of dynamite (smoke bombs?) while waging a Caddyshack-like war against cute little vermin that were hellbent on destroying her lawn and garden. A good fence should take care of the deer which are all too prevalent in urban Washington. Of course none of this addresses the never-ending bumper crop of rats that plague our fair city. For them, and their ability to chew through just about anything and reproduce like cockroaches, no mercy!

Urban Wetlands



When I was a kid I didn’t really like wetlands. There was something about marshes, swamps, bogs, and ponds that made me uncomfortable. Not exactly sure why, probably something to do with fear of frogs, snakes, and muck. Then again, anything to do with nature kind of bored me when I was a little. An urban kid at heart I guess.

Now, I love wetlands. I think they are beautiful, I love the amount of wildlife they can support, and their ability to filter out nutrients and toxins before those deleterious substances reach rivers, lakes, and oceans is amazing.

These pictures are of the pond in Loring Park in downtown Minneapolis. Back when I was in college this pond was just your run of the mill water feature in an urban park. At some point since then the Minneapolis Parks Department seems to have made a conscious decision to turn that rather stagnant pond into a glittering naturalized wetland teeming with life. Two weeks ago when I was lucky enough to wander through it the weather could not have been nicer. A beautiful sunny day in the upper 70s with low humidity. Bliss. Plenty of Mallard families enjoying themselves and the red-winged blackbirds were everywhere. The song of the blackbirds was almost enough to drown out the traffic noise. (Click here to hear their song.)

Welcome to the New Look of MyPorch?

With my extremely limited knowledge of HTML, I am not really able to customize the blog templates to my liking. I have been particularly annoyed with the way photos get posted. Without becoming an expert (which isn’t going to happen) I am stuck with the templates available.

So I switched templates. This one seems to be a little more polished than the one I was using.

What do you think? Easier on the eye?

Robin Update (click on picture for better look)

We didn’t see the Robins for a few days so I was a bit worried they may have gotten frightened off. But then we saw her for a bit the past two mornings. But now tonight she was there when I came home from work and seems to be settled in for the duration.
Sorry the pictures aren’t better. The second one is just the nest. The first is mom in the nest. I couldn’t get her in focus. I was worried about spooking her. Hopefully I will get better pics soon.

No TV Until July

As most of you know, back in May 2007 I made a list of 40 things I wanted to complete by the time I turned 40 in August 2009. One of the things on that list was to go a month without watching TV. Well, August 2009 is right around the corner and I haven’t gotten around to this one yet. So the month of June will be the month without TV. I will admit a few things are being TiVo’d this month so that I can watch them in July (like the HBO “Into the Storm” about Winston Churchill and Kathy Griffin’s “Life on the D-List”). But otherwise TV is off limits for the next month. No Netflix for the month either. I am allowed to go to a cinema for a movie though.

Lately I have been feeling a little overwhelmed by all of the news and politics websites I spend way too much time on and all of the political discussions that tend to dominate converstations here in Washington, DC. I have been feeling for a while like I wished I could tune all that out as well. So I am taking my no TV for a month a step further and I am not going to look at any news or politics website. If I want news I will have to read it in a print newspaper or maybe listen to NPR. This means I won’t be able to wear my glasses at the gym–too many TVs on with news programs and closed captions. All those talking heads get me too wound up. Need to to tune those out as well.

I am still going to use ‘the Google’ for legitimate research purposes (weather, background info on authors, flight times, etc.) but I am not going to surf the web randomly or with the notion of filling some time. But this also made me think of the ways I waste my time on the computer. So I decided to knock out Facebook as well. So I will be silent there for a month. And that made me think of the other timewaster, FreeCell. The obnoxiously addictive solitaire-like card game that comes pre-loaded on new computers. So that is off the list as well.What is all of this “deprivation” going to achieve? Well, for one I meet my 40 by 40 goal. But I will also gain time to work on projects, read, think about my next career move, maybe write a letter or two. It should be brilliant.

The Return of the Robins

Two springs ago, a pair of American Robins built a nest in a holly bush on our front terrace. Since it is somewhat below grade we could see the nest quite well from our front steps. We could even watch it from inside our front door. It was wonderful keeping an eye on the nest waiting to see what would happen next. Unfortunately, what happened next were condo association improvements that directly threatened the viability of the beautiful nest and its jewel-like blue eggs. Despite our protestations, the nest got moved by human hands to a nearby bush. Just as the online information about the nesting habits of Robins had predicted, the parents abandoned the nest and the eggs never hatched. When the nest was first moved, one of the Robins stood looking at me from the original site of the nest as I entered our apartment. Over time the Robins had gotten used to our coming and going and trusted us enough not to fly away every time we came through. The bereft Robin parent, now eggless and nestless, seemed to be glaring at me as if the removal of the nest was my fault. I couldn’t help but feel that, as a member of the human race, it was my fault.

Although lately I had heard some Robin birdsong that reminded me of that spring two years ago, I wasn’t prepared for what I saw yesterday when I got home from work. As I approached our steps a Robin flew by me and perched on a nearby branch while another landed on the railing with building supplies in his beak. I looked over at the holly bush and sure enough they had started building another nest in almost the same spot they had two years earlier. Part of the holly bush is dead and slated for removal so I chatted with the condo management this morning to ensure that the Robin family could lay, hatch, and raise their kids without fear of another fatal eviction.

Having two small terrace gardens (front and back) consisting solely of things in pots and other containers, we are enthralled by anything that reminds us of the brilliance of nature and the life of a planet still not fatally impacted by human stupidity. John has taken a great deal of care choosing plants to encourage bee visits to our terrace gardens. We are doing our bit to encourage pollinators of all shapes and kinds, especially native ones. Even that is gratifying, to see the bees and butterflies continuing a cycle of life older than all of us. But having these Robins come back and share their family drama with us is nothing short of miraculous.

The Stupid Things People Do

It drives me crazy when people do boneheaded things. Here is a signed, limited edition copy of Chuck Palahniuk’s book Rant for sale at the Watertower Place Border’s in Chicago. The book is priced at $150. Now I don’t really have any interest in Mr. Palahniuk’s books (he also wrote Fight Club), but other readers would no doubt be willing to pay that price for this edition. (The slip cover is very cool I must admit.) But the folks at Border’s seem to be doing their best to ensure that no one will ever want to pay $150 for this particular copy. First, they don’t keep it somewhere special to keep customers from banging it up (notice the dents in the upper left corner). Second, they slapped the price tag on the slip cover itself gumming it up and leaving scratch marks where customers have tried to peel it off. And third, and most stupidly, they wrapped a security device around the book leaving a big crease in the edges of the slip cover along the book’s spine.

As a booklover it annoys me that a special edition would be treated with such carelessness. But what about Border’s corporate overlords? Surely they wouldn’t be happy knowing that their valuable stock is being ruined, or at least dimished in value by employee stupidity.