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| Photo credit: Deep Roots at Home |
I know this is going to sound stupid (as it did to John), but sometimes I wish I was addicted to some sort of beverage. It seems that for so many people a beverage is the ultimate day brightener. The British have their endless cups of tea that not only seem to be little mini-celebrations of life, but also make everything, from shrapnel wounds to work stress, all better. Then there is the fact that America wouldn’t function without its morning cup of joe – not to mention the now almost ubiquitous afternoon frappelatteccino.
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| Do you remember this picture of my library? Well, I faked it. I would never drink espresso. The brown liquid in the cup is soy sauce. |
And then we move into the world of alcohol. I watch a lot of TV, and boy do people on TV drink a lot of alcohol on a regular basis. Don’t get me wrong I am not looking to become alcoholic, but where would the Real Housewives be without their gigantic glasses of wine? What would those irascible scamps on the Real World do if they weren’t getting shit-faced at every turn? And what about the endless mugs of beer on Cheers?
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| OC Housewives about to become louder and more obnoxious than usual. |
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| As much as I hate beer, it always looked so good on Cheers. |
I don’t even understand soda (pop, soft drinks, etc.). You see, my problem is that I don’t like any beverage just for the sake of the beverage. Apart from slaking thirst (strictly water), for me liquid is only meant to go with something else.
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| Make mine a Diet Coke. |
Tea goes with copious amounts of scones or other baked goods and even then is somewhat superfluous to me.
In my book coffee goes with nothing. I love the smell of it, but you couldn’t pay me to drink a cup.
Soda strictly goes with pizza, burgers, or other similar high-fat, handheld food.
Red wine is amazing with good food – and I do quite enjoy it in that context, but it is rare that I will have a glass just to have a glass. In fact I try and make sure that I finish my wine by the time I finish my last bit of food. White wine pretty much goes with nothing on my palate. I will say I have had some extremely good whites with extremely good food, paired by extremely good sommeliers, but how often does that happen?
Cocktails (and I tend to prefer some sort of giant, girl-cocktail with an umbrella) are sometimes okay on their own, but I still am usually looking for something to munch on. Brown spirits are pretty much just for cooking.
Beer, ale, lager, hard cider, etc. have no place in my life. The smell alone is enough to make me wretch.
Years ago I heard a story on public radio about people whose palates didn’t tolerate grapefruit (I think it tastes like poison) also tend not to like alcohol. I think this may be me with above the exceptions.
In many ways I should be glad that I don’t have any of these cravings. I clearly don’t require caffeine to function. And just think of all the money and calories I save by not craving alcohol. But there is part of me that wishes I had some sort of liquid pacifier that made me happier, or calmer, or more relaxed. I’m not depressed or anything (or am I? maybe that is why I am finding no joy in reading or blogging lately). It just feels like after 42 years of keeping tight control over everything it would be kind of nice to have some magic panacea that just allowed me to turn off or turn on, or whatever it is that beverages do for other people. Maybe I just feel left out…maybe its time for a little tap water…

















